Not suitable for man. #NSFM

Sometimes, when I am not being me, I am actually being me.
Sometimes, when I am being strange, I am being me.

I am a single, unmarried girl with a body condition of a 4 months pregnant girl. Yeah u read me. No I'm not saying i'm buncit, well sort of, but that was completely due to my menstrual cycle!

Been experiencing cramping, contraction, and not to mention the irritation. Darn it. I'm getting irritated at my own condition. Not comfortable.

Who have the experience of "come on girl, push, pushhh. It's almost out" but not yet married, let alone in labor? *put my hands up*. Yeahh. Again, me.

With almost every contraction, i've been trying to push them out. Well, girls know what is it that I'm trying to push out. Because when it's out, I am no longer in condition of not-being-me-is-being-me.

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Kopiah, jubah dan polis

Pekerjaan/Pakaian KADANG KALA tak semestinya menggambarkan peribadi. Tapi tolong lah, jangan rosakkan nama pekerjaan/pakaian yang kau pakai tu dengan peribadi dan kelakuan kau yang huru hara tu.

Kalau berkopiah, tolong bukak kopiah tu dulu masa nak bercakap soal hal dalam kelambu orang lain. Sebab nanti gara gara kau, akan ada orang pandang "choii, pakai kopiah tapi perangai haremjadd".

Kalau berjubah dan bertudung labuh, tolong tukar dulu pakaian kalau nak menghina mengumpat keji orang lain. Sebab nanti gara gara kau, akan ada yang memandang "choii, bertutup litup tapi mulut puaka"

Dan kalau anda polis, dan sedang memandu kenderaan jabatan, tolong jangan langgar undang undang jalan raya dan recklessly driving, contohnya memotong di garisan double line di Grik dan memotong di laluan salah dia flyover ke Kangar. Nak buat jugak, jangan guna kenderaan jabatan anda. Sebab nanti orang (read: me) akan cakap "ek elehh. Polis pun langgar undang undang".

So please please please. Time na buat jahat tu, jangan libatkan pekerjaan murni kau, jangan libatkan pakaian Islamic kau. Sebab nanti akan rosak nama Islamic tu, rosak nama polis tu.

Kenapa hanya 3 golongan ni yang disebut?

Sebab aku punya sejarah dengan mereka ni.
Dan mereka ni aku put high expectations, tapi akhirnya jatuh tergolek.

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Lapar

Super duper lapar.
Lapar tahap kaki menggigil, dada sakit, kepala pusing pusing.
My last nasi adalah semalam, tengahari. Tu pun beberapa suapan je.
Gila kebal perut ni. Ada rasa lapar tapi macam xtau nak makan apa kan.
Tunggu lepas maghrib jap lagi baru nak keluar. Gila seksa dah ni.

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Have u..

Have u ever felt like yelling out so loud?
Have u ever felt like lashing out at people?
Have u ever felt like throwing everything around u?
Have u ever felt so hungry but u dont really have desires to eat?
Have u ever felt so guilty for being so at ease?
Have u ever felt mentally tired and need rest when u have actually dont do much?
Have u ever felt like half of u want to sleep but another half refuses to?

But above all, have u ever felt so much hatred for urself?

Yeahh. Me too.
Am experiencing all of them now.

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Again..

Have u ever have lots of things to do that u dont even know where to start? Then u just end up doing nothing?

Yeahh. Me too.
Been experiencing this for quite some times. And still am.

#sigh

Hukum Flexible katanya......

Orang yang menipu wang tinggit orang lain ni, ungkapan "weh haram makan duit orang" or "berdosa lah buat cenggitu" rasanya tak lut dah kat diorang.

Pihak yang ditipu pun kekadang cakap "aku tak halal kan dunia akhirat apa kau amik".. mintak maaf cakap la ye, pointless semua tu.

Agak agak kau, kalau dia tau halal haram, dia buat ke?
Agak agak kau, kalau dia tau dosa pahala, dia sebat ke duit orang?

Takde de. Kalau dulu, sebut soal halal haram, dosa ni semua dah gigil gigil sebab takut xlepas nak mati nanti. Sangkut masa nak mati ke. Sekarang ni, kekadang macam makin ramai yang tertutup rasa takut tu.. moga tertutup tu sementara. Jangan selamanya Allah tutup. Nauzubillah.

Betullah kata abah.. sekarang ni halal kalo nak. Kalo xnak, maka haram lah.

Contohnya, jumpa duit singgit tengah jalan, "ehh ni duit orang..haram amik".. maka hukum yang dia putuskan adalah HARAM. Tapi kalo jumpa rm1000, terus pandang kiri kanan and cakap "ni rezeki dari Allah"..maka HALAL lah hukum yang dia putuskan.

Hukum dah diubah ikut kehendak diri. Baik bagi kau, maka hukumnya boleh. Kalau kau xnak, maka hukumnya tak boleh.

Musibat sgt perangai kan?